Self-defense skills: zero.

Life isn’t a Disney movie. If you’re walking along and an animal approaches you, the chances that it wants to be your friend are slim — and the chances that it wants something from you, and is willing to hurt you to get it, are high.

We’ve already seen this play out every time someone sees a deer up close. Now, we have another iteration, this time with a squirrel. In this case, a woman thought this squirrel was just coming to hang out. In reality, it had only one goal: her pastry.