I didn’t think this was possible.

There are quite a few hazards that come with owning a horse. For example, you can get bitten by them, you can get knocked off them — or you can be disgusted by how often you apparently need to wash their dicks.

But ask any horse owner about this, and they’ll tell you that all of the bites, all of the falls and all of the Johnson scrubs are worth it for the beautiful, unmatched experience of being able to care for and ride a horse.

That said, this horse owner might have a different story. After trotting around, her horse farts so loudly that it startles itself — and throws its rider off its back.