Like the Australian “shoey,” America is slowly but surely developing its own stupid way to waste beer. Although most Americans could previously be marked by the *amount* they consume rather than *how* they actually get their drinks down, all of that’s changing with the advent of the “pants beer.”

The concept of this is genius in its simplicity: Just unzip your pants, grab a beer, then pour it straight in. It doesn’t get you drunk — in fact, it doesn’t benefit you in any way at all. But this is America, and because we’re free to do it, goddamn it, we’re going to do it.