Weeks after the implosion of OceanGate’s Titan submersible emerged as the lone topic of conversation for days on end, yet another doomed vessel has gone viral, ready to sink itself … and the internet into a frenzy.

Earlier this week, TikTok boat page Wavy Boats took to the platform to show the dangers of seemingly adding one too many people to your charter.

Nearly sinking as it sailed through Haulover Inlet in Miami, Florida, the passengers did what any of us would, attempting to splash water out of their sinking ship and frantically snapping on their life jackets, reactions the clip’s more than 17,000 commenters found absolutely amusing. 

"Homie snapped that jacket on fast as hell,” joked @jenks529.

“lmao. I'm so dead,” mused @laureng1965. “Him splashing the water out and then trying to put the life vest on.”

“Tell me you rented the boat without telling me you rented the boat,” added @fuggindriver.

Hey old-timey string quartet, play “Nearer, My God, to Thee.”