Being old has its drawbacks. Not only do you have to feel your body deteriorate and watch all your friends die, but you also cede much of the control of your life to those around you. Don’t want to go to the park? Too bad — your grandson has decided it’s his day to be nice and take you there. What are you going to do about it, huh? Tell him you’d rather chain-smoke and play online poker?

Sometimes, the elderly simply have had enough of us, and in instances like these, they make a break for it. Go! Run free, grandma!