Ordering on Amazon now involves a few more steps. First, you place your order. Then, you wait for its arrival. Finally, you continually monitor your Ring camera to ensure that no one steals your package before you pick it up.

“Porch piracy,” as it’s known, is when people come and steal things from your porch (back in my day, this was just called “theft”). It’s gotten really, really popular in recent years, to the point where porch pirates simply follow delivery drivers around and wait for them to drop a package before they pounce.

This guy saw a porch pirate trying to steal a box on his porch and, rather than call the cops, he decided to roast him endlessly.