Maybe he was just compelled by the sexy spirit of the Lord!

Everyone connects to religion in their own way. For some, it could be going to Church every Sunday; for others, it could simply be feeling an immense amount of guilt every time they whack off. For this guy, however, he felt he needed to express his religious fervor more aggressively — specifically, by trying to make out with a statue, then breaking off its hand.

We have no idea why he did this, or whether any sort of religious experience was actually motivating it, or if this dude is just someone who got a hold of some stronger drugs than they were expecting, but the police are currently searching for them. Keep an eye out for anyone holding a statue hand with marble dust around their lips!