As the week comes to a close and everyone gathers around the table to eat some turkey, we should all look back on this week and the oddest news that came from it. From Taco Bell orgies to Hall and Oates feuding, we have a whirlwind of headlines ready for you and the dinner table to enjoy.

Apparently, there is a clay shortage impacting the Chicken Run film, leaving one last film to make while supplies last. Ridley Scott continues his press tour clapping back at all the historians pointing out inaccuracies in his film Napoleon. Now the filmmaker is offending the French. Greenpeace is mad at Kim Kardashian’s new bra and the Pope ate pasta with a trans woman (sadly without the Lady and the Tramp move).

Scroll down and get into these deliciously odd headlines that will have you questioning what is happening to this world and why am I in this timeline of events?