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Why traverse through the chaos that is Twitter when you can just scroll down and get only the goods? Today on Twitter, foam makes a comeback, there are some radioactive British peas and someone accidentally makes couch ratatouille. Last week, college football witnessed a Pop-Tart sacrificing themselves and this week the Cheez-It mascot does not want to be consumed. The “subway phase” is just a new phrase for manic sadness. An old Star Trek episode has predicated Irish unification in 2024. So keep an eye out for that in the global news.

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