Though March is far from over the past 20-odd days have been one wild ride for everyone’s favorite Southern superhero, Florida Man.

While most famed for his iconic pastimes of wrestling gators, running away from the cops with his mullet flowing in the breeze, breaking into a home, and kicking everyone out at gunpoint, our all-American hero has as many multitudes as he does warrants for his arrest.

From letting the cops eat the dust behind his “Will Run” license plate to getting the Cheney treatment, here are 15 Florida men living their best lives … and paying the price.