While nurses often deal with weird things — if they had a nickel for every time a patient hobbled into the ER after "accidentally" getting something lodged in their colon — sometimes the weirdest elements of working in the medicine is the crazy things patients say. Just ask the nurses of Reddit, who have not only seen and smelled it all, but heard it all while working on the frontlines of healthcare.

From very ominous warnings to strange supernatural phenomena, here, 22 nurses share the strangest things patients have said to them while on the job.