If you thought humans were in their prime, think again. Human evolution isn’t done yet. We’re like GTA V or any other video game with immense resources and potential behind it. Nature is constantly introducing new stats, patches, and updates. 

This update made some changes to two of Earth’s most well-known character models, men, and babies. Men made it out okay with a rock-solid upgrade: penises are getting bigger. But not all are thrilled about this because the crazy person who tweeted it claims that this is due to feminism. That person is getting roasted, and other people are rejoicing and re-measuring.

Babies are the ones who got the downgrade in this patch. Apparently, the average time a baby starts crawling and talking has been moved further down the timeline. We don't know why babies were nerfed, but we'll take it.