Are those microplastics in your balls or are you just happy to see me? The answer is apparently a resounding "both," after researchers discovered microplastics luring in every human testicle they examined in a recent study.

“This is an eyes wide open situation right now,”  Matthew Campen, a toxicologist and co-author of the study, told CNN. “We’re just now realizing how much plastic is in our bodies. We need a surge of research around this topic to confirm or deny a role for microplastics in driving infertility, testicular cancer and other cancers.”

But as researchers delve into the alarming implications of these findings, Twitter users had thoughts of their own — namely "lmao, we're cooked."

From nutting Legos to brand new interpretations of traditional Japanese engravings, here are 27 memes and reactions to all of us apparently holding microplastics in our balls.