Aren't kids a blessing? 

That's what people with kids tell the rest of us. But they're lying. We know they're lying, they know they're lying, but still they pretend that kids are "gifts." I'm kidding of course, or am I?

Having a kid, or more specifically a toddler, is like living with a little drunk person who can't talk yet. 

So if you're currently hiding in the bathroom trying to steal some "me time" these funny memes will keep you in there for another hour.