If you think the American dream is dead, look no further than the modern self starting "entrepreneur." Using initiative, creativity, and grindset hard work, (along with a modest investment of dad's cash), these eager 22 through 28-year-olds are powering their startups forward, and congratulating each other and themselves along the way. 

Venture capitalists are a huge part of this process, using their keen eyes trained by the institution of nepotism to lend out millions of dollars to the companies ready to best use it. But what do they actually do? As one of them puts it, "I believe in people before they even believe in themselves."

The Twitter page VCs Congratulating Themselves is a wonderful collection of these modern entrepreneurs spouting the biggest and stinkiest BS you've ever heard. No wonder everything is going in the gutter; these are the people who think they're running it. At least we can laugh up at them from our torturous 9 to 5s while they drive their dad's shareholder value from a coffee shop.