It's been a busy week on the internet and the best way to catch yourself up on all the crazy stories, jokes and insanity that is our modern world, is to laugh at the best of Twitter. We don't like doing news rundowns, so this is the closest you're going to get to that. 

It was a long and dumb week online, as it is most weeks, but for some reason this week felt even longer and dumber than most. Dua Lipa is single, let your bros know. A pig got a little too close to an open flame, watch out buddy, the roast isn't for another week. A duck was arrested for selling quack. And someone listed an Xbox for sale that was signed by Abraham Lincoln, or so they say claim. 

If this all sounds insane, then you aren't. Get ready for the laughs, they're ready for you.