RIP to the inventor of Pop-Tarts. Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon goes crazy.

It’s been an action-packed week for the chronically online. Super Bowl Sunday hit big with many memes of SpongeBob the sports analyst, and Beyonce announcing that fans will have another use for their rhinestone cowboy hat from the Renaissance tour. Then Valentine's Day happened in the middle of the week for Twitter’s funniest losers to meme about being utterly unloved. 

Surprisingly, the big relationship news from the Super Bowl was not Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, but Hot One's host, Sean Evans dating adult film star Melissa Stratton. Sadly, news of their breakup came swiftly two days after the Super Bowl. It was a true middle school affair; you go to the game with your girlfriend, you suffer through some class periods holding hands, and then you ask your friend to break up with her for you.

One church had the most unfortunate typo on their program for Ash Wednesday. The scam bot problem on Twitter has now progressed to the bots buying ad space on Twitter and filling our feed with the most nonsensical string of words possible. If you are ever stuck trying to figure out what adjectives to use to describe a burger, give your timeline a scroll and see the perfect ad.