As the weather begins to turn, we should all keep an eye out for sudden storms of dankness and surprise meme showers. Year by year, the sky holds more surprises for us -- some welcome, some not -- and the memes that spring from the earth grow stranger.

Old Man Waitley who lives in the hills has been behaving strangely as of late. Rumor abounds of strange noises and odd lights emanating nightly from his dilapidated old farmhouse, a dwelling that now seems as ancient as the craggy hills and towering forests it hides away in.

A reporter from Meme Times dared venture up into those shade-drenched hills to investigate Waitley and the rumors of forbidden meme-craft that have begun to reverberate outside our small town only to return the next morning pale as a ghost. His clothing was tattered, as if he'd spent the night running blind through the woods and his eyes wide with animal fear. Shaken.