When it comes to food design, it's very easy to fall into the phallic trap. Tell me how exactly you're supposed to cleanly create a long and thin ice cream cone drizzled in glaze that you eat by sliding in and out of your mouth. Anybody with a dirty mind can misinterpret the vast majority of oozing, pointy, or cream-filled deserts, but some are taking the double entendre just a little too far. 

I'd like to be able to enjoy my glazed donut in peace, without noticing the juvenile brain-discharge of a design that some action-starved marketing exec came up with while cackling from behind his desk and staring at his secretary. My desserts don't need to be sexual. 

Here are 22 phallic deserts, covered with some questionable glaze.