Sometimes we do things we shouldn't do.

Like leaving the interns to lock up the eBaums World office so you can head home early and cry in your driveway. Sure, they left the office unlocked because they had to "flee for their lives."

Except that excuse rings a little hollow; if you've been interning with us for over a month, you should just know about the sasquatch cage, and that it unlocks automatically every day at 7 unless someone disables it.