Today is the day that every one of your performative friends has been waiting for. The day when people who treat their partners like trash all year long love to pretend is special to them. The day when you can't get a reservation anywhere and the first day of the month when you aren't the only sad sack in the candy aisle looking for sweets. It's Valentine's Day, so in the spirit of self-sabotage, here are some Valentine's day posts that are just plain terrible.